Thursday, 23 February 2012

resepi kek kejayaan

     Untuk memulakan pembuatan bagi resepi ini,bahan-bahan ini mesti disediakan terlebih dahulu.Resepi ini dikhususkan hanya untuk seorang makan.Masing2 perlu lakukannya sendiri untuk merasa kelazatannya.Tempahan adalah dilarang kerana rasanya tidak lazat,malahan memualkan
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Bahan A:
10 kg tepung buku pelajaran(diayak)
300 g alat tulis(dikisar halus)
100 g guru(jika perlu tambahkan sehingga secukup rasa)


Bahan B:
Segenggam doa(digaul setiap hari)
200 g tawakkal
500 g usaha
250 g kesabaran

Bahan Hiasan:
Satu camca air mata
Sekuntum bunga senyuman
Beberapa patah ucapan t.kasih


Cara2 membuat:

1.Gaulkan semua bahan A sehingga sebati(menggunakan tangan.kalau guna mesin tak berapa sedap)Tinggalkan adunan selama semalaman.

2.Semasa hari pertama hingga akhir,tabur doa sedikit demi sedikit dan gaul sehingga sebati.setiap hari.

3.Tambahkan juga tawakkal untuk menghangatkan adunan tadi supaya tidak basi.

4.Campurkan usaha dan kesabaran serentak untuk mengelakkan  rasa muak sebelum hasil diperoleh.

5.Bakar adunan tadi selama 50 minit dengan suhu 250 drjah celcius menggunakan cara pembakaran atas dan bawah

6.Cairkan ucapan terima kasih menggunakan teknik double boiling seperti mencairkan coklat untuk mengelakkanya hangit

7.Setelah kek kejayaan tadi masak,tuang ucapan terima kasih yang dicairkan tadi ke atas kek kejayaan

8.Kemudian,percikkan air mata untuk menambah rasa syukur

9.Untuk kek kelihatan lebih cantik,letakkan kuntum senyuman diatasnya.........

   SEKIAN,SELAMAT MENCUBA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

lucu ko

   Mc jacky ingin menjual lembunya kepada Mc Rocky.Dalam perbualan mereka,"


Jacky  :Yo,kawe nak jual lembu kawe ni.Tok cekak doh loni,Payoh kalu nak gi mana2.Gi mano2,teghingat   ko    lembu.Gi mano2 teghingat ko lembu.Demo nak beli dok?kawe wi mughoh 2 jah . duo ya sekooooo
Rocky:HEH!duo ya seko?mughoh gitu mo nah?Mari la.Kawe nok gi tengok dulu lembu demo tu.
Jacky  :Yo doh la.kito sain ke.tok ke lah kawe tgamok nok tipu demo.Mari la nok gi tengok gak
Rocky :Mari...............



    Sesampainya,mereka di rumah Mc Jacky,

Jacky  :Mari la masok rumoh.
Rocky :Eh,tok soh masuk rumoh la.dok luar ni sudoh.Boko nok mari tengok lembu tu gak.
Jacky  :Ooohhhh(dengung) .Lembu tu dok dale rumoh
Rocky :Sayenyo demo ko lembu demo......

Mc jacky mengambil lembunya untuk ditunjukkan kepada Mc rocky


Jacky :Hoh ni lembu kawe.Jadi dok nok beli?
Rocky:Wei,tok soh wak lawok la.kawe tok dok mood ni....

Jacky :Yo doh lani.Anak patung lembu!!!!Cucu aku mitok tulong jago.Dia dok kat AMAREKA.Dia suroh aku bagi make la,mandi la,bue kutu la,hok penting skali,jange tingga dio kalu nok g mano2.Bselirat woyar sikit budak tu 2.

Rocky :Em.....Nga demo demo luh skru

Wednesday, 22 February 2012

HORROR

   Have you ever felt that someone is behind you but you cannot see him.Everytime and everywhere you go,you can feek his presence.I always imagine that i can see him and talk to him when i felt lonely(i'm not going nuts).His name is Merick.How do i know his name?I do not know.The name just came into my head.

    Last month,my friend and i went down to the market to paint the town red when the school holiday started.Every seller wanted to sell their stuffs and they promoted them loudly.Suddenly,i heard one of the sellers said,"buy these magic candles and you can see ghosts with your own eyes ,you can't buy these magic candles anywhere in the world,magic!magic!magic!".Then i saw the candle.It was fat and red in colour.Nick,who was my friend said,"Don't you be silly to but those things"."But Nick,I want to try it.I don't care if he wants to cheat me",I said.Nick pulled my hand to another stall.The seller saw that my eyes were still looking at the candle and he called me."Hey boy,you can have this candle for five dollars".I could say that it was good because i would see my friend,Merick for five dollars."Are you going nuts or something?"said Nick.I did not care about what he said.

     I asked again"What's the price?"I mumbled.'Five dollars",answered the seller.It was hard for me to find the money in my wallet because my hands were shaking with excitement and everyone around me were laughing at me including nick.I took out all the coins in my wallet."Sorry,uncle.I just have three dollars",i said."It's okay.You can have this candle for three dollars "said the sellers gently."How you can believe in invisible creatures and the candle that make you see it?It doesn't make any sense",said Nick.I just kept my mouth shut.Then,we made our way home.I just cannot stand Nick's behaviour he is always babbling at me including along our journey to go home.His behaviour is just like his father.I wondered how his mother could stand his father.

    When i arrived at home,i opened the parcelwhich contained the candle that i had bought.there was a sheet of paper that gave me the instructions on how to use the candle.Based on the paper,i had to light the candle at midnight infront of the mirror.the candle only worked on friday night.How lucky i was ,the day was thursday.i could sleep well that night.I always glanced at my watch,waiting for the watch to show twelve o'clock.I took out the candle under the bed.I tiptoed to the kitchen to find matches.Then,brought the candle and matches to the toilet.Infront of the mirror,i lit the candle.Before the candle could light up,i wasted nine matches because my hands were shaking with fear to see Merick.

     After the candle lighted,i could feel my skin prickling with fear.Suddenly,something was about to appear."Hi Jake,i'm your friend' he said."Are you merick?How did you know my name?",i asked."i'm your friend so i know your name all your friends.Oh,sorry we cant,talk for too long.I have to go now and tell Nick that his mom's cat will come back tomorrow morning,bye....."He said."Wait,wait,wait,i still want to ask you something", i called but he just disappeared.

     The next morning,i went to school ,then i told my friends about what had happened the night before.First,they did not believe it but after i told Nick about his mom's cat,they believed."How did you found out about that?"Nick asked.'MERICK told me.Now do you believe me?"."Yes we do,you're right.The cat had come back.We want to meet merick too.Can we?they asked"."Yes you can but on the next friday night".

     The next thursday,they come to my house.My mom prepared a lot of food for us.Before midnight,we watched television..After that we wore pyjamas and i off to bed earlier.Before we slept,we set our clock fifteen minutes before midnight for preparation to meet Merick.


     We heard our watches made some noise and we close lit immediately before my parents could hear it and spoil our plan.We tiptoed to the toilet and lit the candle infront of the mirror.Slowly,Merick began to appear.I could hear that Nick chocked on his scream.Merick brought us to his world.We were astonished after we saw that his world was so beautiful.here were Cinderella,Robin,Snow White,and actually Merick was Cinderella's husband.HE WAS A PRINCE.No wonder he wa s so handsome.How lucky i was because i could know him.

     We were brought to his castle and all types of food were served in a big table.The food made my mouth water.Before we eat the food we had to wait for someone.Merick said it was a surprise.Suddenly,a beautiful woman came into the room.Merick introduced her to us.Oh my god!She was Cinderella.ow excited we were.After having a meal,Cinderella brought us to meet SNOW WHITE.THAT TIME ,I JUST WANTED TO SCREAM because i was so excited.We  had a long talk with Snow Whiteand she told us her life storyuntil she met her lover.SO,I AM THE ONE WHO INTRODUCED SNOW WHITE'S STORY TO THE WORLD.Suddenly,an arrow came across and shot the tree in front of us.IT WAS TOO CLOSE!We wondered who did itIt was a man who did it.He came towards us and asked for forgiveness.


       He introduced himself and HE WAS ROBIN HOOD.He told that he was sow white's lover.We all got shocked .Actually she had broke up with her first lover because he liked to push her head everytime he laughed.She added that she could get up from her long sleep because of his first lover's STINKY BREATH,it's not because of true love.However,i did not tell the world about her true story for her dignity.

     In the end Merick told us that  he could not let us be in his world for too long because the time in his world was not the same a sin our world.A half of a day in his world was the same as two days in our world.We have to leave Merick and all of his friends aand wife.Cinderella told Merick to bring us again.SUDDENLY,we were in front of our school in school uniform.Maybe Merick knew that day was the school day.That was why he sent us to school.

    Our teachers said that we were missing for two days.Everyone was worried .The teachers called our parents to tell them that we were i school .The next friday night,we would meet Merick again and we would be his friends forever and ever........................!!!!!!!!!!



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the guitar

Have you ever experienced when you wanted to buy something but your parents could not allow you to buy it?i know youmust have experienced it but your stories must be not extreme and full of jokes like mine.
  
   Last month I went to shopping mall to "paint the town red"with my friend.Shiha.We went through all the things in the mall but we did not buy anything we did not have enough money>Our parents just gave us Rm 5 to go to the mall.How ridiculous it was!However we thanked our parents for raising us until now.Maybe they knew that if they had given us extra money,we would something that did not give us any advantages like barbie dolls or make up instruments.

   We just took clothes ,tried them and gave them to the worker to hang them back on the rack.We could that her face became red and we knew that she felt angry with us.However she was  a workerand she had to give us the best treatment.We walked through every floor of the mall .Suddenly ,something caught my attention."Look Shiha,it's a guitar,a beautiful one.I felt that the aura of guitar pulling my heart to buy it."I said,"Me too,i really like it.How can it be.Oh God ,please make our faith strong to face this situation!"Shiha said."No,it's mine,you canot take it .I'll ask my mum to buy it straight after we go back home."I said."No,it's mine.I saw it first,so it's mine."Said Shiha angrily.We kept fighting until everybody around us stared at us.HOW EMBARASSING!!!!!It was the first time we fought because of small matter like that.However ,we became friends again after that.
  
   When i arrived  at home, i told my mum about the guitar."Mom,can i ask something from you?."What?".
Can you buy me something that is small and we can play it, and take we out from a huge bored,and........"I said."What is it?Just tell me.""It's a guitar, a beautiful and small one .I said"No, i'm not going to buy it.It's just awaste of money.She said."But mum,i really want to........"before i finished,my mom cut me."No,no,no,whatever happens i'm not going to buy it .That's it.If you talk about the guitar again,........"I know she was not going to finish it and i understood her meaning.

   I did not know why i was not satisfied.by hook or by crook ,i had to get the guitar.For two months. i saved my pocket money to buy the guitar.I asked the seller put it in a box because i did not want my mom to know about it.

    I really wanted to learn how to play the guitar.Then, i searched the internet for lessons on how to play guitar.Everyday,i would go to Shiha's house to ply guitar with her.Her brother had thaught me a lot on how to play the guitar.I WAS TOO ENTHUSIASTHIC .I had done many performances without telling my parents about it.I was not sure whether would like it or not.I like it so much because i became glamorous and popular playing guitar while singing.One day,i knew that someone had uploaded my video ,playing guitar during performance onto UTUBE a programme on the internet.I was really scared and worried that my parents would know what i were doing under their nose.

    When i arrived at home after performance ,one night,my parents were waiting for me in the living room.They asked me about the video ."Is it you in the video?"."Yes.i am."I answered."And that's why your grade was going down since last year?Why had you done that behind our backs?We're sure that you know we don't want you to be a singer or guitarist.We want you to concentrate on your studies and become a doctor".At that time i realised that what i did was wrong .There was nobody remind me about my future except my parents.Oh God,FORGIVE ME.I could not disobey them."From now on ,you cannot go anywhere without our permission!"said dad and suddenly,he took my guitar .We"ll give this guitar back to you after you finish your studies.."Mom,i'm really sorry and i will not do it again.I PROMISE.i said sadly.

    I walked into my room and i realised that i was wrong .I had to concentrate on my studies .I promised to myself that i would live celebrities and glamorous world just like that to fulfill my true future.I stood on the bed and tears streaming down my cheeks..............



BEST TAK CITER NI?     

Tuesday, 21 February 2012

tips dan cara belajar

Ramai yang tahu tips dan cara belajar.tetapi tak ramai yang tahu menggunakannya.cara yang berkesan untuk mengulangkaji pelajaran bukan sahaja bergantung kepada cara semasa belajar,malahan meliputi rutin harian dan perilaku kita.Walaupun tips ini hanya sedikit,ia boleh membantu Antara tips yang saya boleh kongsikan adalah;

1.POSISI BADAN SEMASA BELAJAR
    Pasti seorang pelajar mahu mengingati isi pelajaran yang dihafal sewaktu dalam dewan peperiksaan.Kajian menunjukkan bahawa seseorang mempunyai lebih kecenderungan untuk mengingati sesuatu apabila menggunakan posture badan yang sama swaktu menghafal atau membaca sesuatu.Oleh itu,seseorang pelajar perlu mengulangkaji pelajaran dengan menggunakan kerusi dan meja untuk belajar kerana posture yang sama digunakan sewaktu peperiksan


2.PEMAKANAN
    Apabila disebut sahaja tentang pemakanan,umumnya diketahui bahawa pelajar perlu mengambil diet yang nutrisinya mencukupi mengikut piramid makanan.Ya,itu memang betul.Tetapi terdapat juga makanan yang perlu dielakkan untuk menjaga daya ingatan seseorang.Contohnya,organ dalaman haiwan seperti hati(termasuk kepala ikan dan makana masam)


3.ADAB SESAMA MANUSIA
    Apabila ditanya kepada pelajar yang sentiasa cemerlang ,apa rahsia kejayaan mereka.Pasti mereka akan menjawab jaga adab dengan orang lain terutama guru dan ibubapa.Sesuatu ilmu itu akan hilang berkatnya jika guru tidak redha .Cara percakapan dengan kawan2 tidak boleh digunakan terhadap guru dan ibubapa.INGATLAH jika seseorang itu tidak beradab bermakna dia biadab dan ilmu tidak akan berkat dengan seseorang yang biadab.Salah satu cara untuk menjaga adab dengan guru adalah tidak duduk di tempat atau meja guru!


4.HUBUNGAN DENGAN ALLAH
    Khusus kepada orang islam,hubungan dengan allah bermaksud melaksanakan solat lima waktu,amal maaruf nahi mungkar.Mungkin ramai yang tidak tahu apa itu amar maaruf nahi mungkar.amar maaruf bermaksud mengamalkan suruhan allah .nahi mungkar bermaksud mencegah larangan allah.mudah untuk kita mengatakan amar maaruf nahi mungkar,bukan?tetapi susah untuk melaksanakanya seperti menutup aurat ,mengelak kan gosip dan lek bercampur gaul dengan yang bukan muhrim.Haram hukumnya jika kita putus asa dengan rahmat allah.Oleh itu ,teruskan berdoa KEPADANYA.

Tips dan cara belajar

Tuesday, 21 February 2012

tips dan cara belajar

Ramai orang yang thu cara belajar dan kaedah yang digunakan utuk belajar sangat penting.tapi tak ramai yang tahu menggunakannya.Tips dan kaedah untuk berjaya dalam pelajaran bukan sahaja melibatkan masa belajar,malahan rutin harian yang pelajar tersebut lakukan.Sesetengahnya posisi badan semasa belajar,Pemakanan,kelakuan dan adab dengan orang lain.Antara tips yang boleh saya kongsikan ADALAH::

1.POSISI SEMASA BELAJAR
    Sudah tentu seseorang yang menghabiskan masa berjam-jam belajar mahukan isi pelajaran itu diingati sewaktu mereka menjalani peperiksaan.KAJIAN menunjukkan untuk seseorang itu mengingati sesuatu ,mereka harus menggunakan posisi yang sama sewaktu mereka menghafal isi pelajaran tesebut.Contohnya,jika Kelly belajar dengan cara meniarap,Kelly perlu menggunakan posture badan yang sama dalam dewan peepriksaan untuk  mempunyai lebih kecenderungan mengingati isi pelajaran itu semula.Dalam situasi ini,tidak mungkin Kelly aakan meniarap dalam dewan peperiksaaan semata-mata untuk mengingat apa yang dihaflnya.Oleh itu,posture badan yang baik seperti duduk di atas kerusi dan belajar menggunakan meja adalah cara yang paling sesuai.


2.PEMAKANAN
    Apabila disebut sahaja,pasal makanan,secara umumnya kita tahu diet yang diambil harus mempunyai cukup nutrisi.Ya,itu memang betul.Tapi adakah kita tahu bahawa terdapat juga makanan yang perlu dielak untuk menjaga kekuatan ingatan seperti mengelak makanan yang masam(jeruk,buahan masam),organ dalaman haiwan (hati,limpa,kepala ikan,termasuk budu)


3.ADAB SESAMA MANUSIA
    Seorang pelajar juga harus beradab sesama manusia.Terutamanya ibu bapa,guru,kawan,dan saudara mara.Pasti ramai yang pernah dengar keredhaan Allah terletak pada keredhaan orang tuanya.Percakapan yang digunakan dengan kawan2 tidak boleh disanakan dengan guru dan ibu bapa.JIKA DITANYA kepada orang yang sentiasa berjaya dalam pelajaran ,perkara yang palig mereka jaga adalah keberkatan ilmu daripada guru dan ibu bapa.Apabila mereka tersalah cakap atau menyinggung perasaan gur,dengan serta merta mereka akan meminta maaf.KITA HARUS INGAT,jika guru tidak redha dengan ilmu yang diberinya ,susah untuk pelajar tersebut mengingati apa yang dipelajari

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